12 TALES OF THE WIDE GRASSY AREA – Quirky, Funny, Metaphorical

This blog post represents a part reflection of the workings of my inner mind .. somewhat fleety, whimsical, quirky yet creative. Hence, here’s a collection of my spontaneous and somewhat silly, offshoot ramblings sprouting from this vivid mind, which were birthed during the times I would take my doggy out for her early morning walks at a nearby playing field which I fondly named the “Wide Grassy Area”.

As I walked with my dog, I would spot scenes, objects, often things left behind by people the evening prior and my quirky mind would LOL 😀, switch into creative mode, my imagination takes a life of its own …..  and me making up on the spot, metaphors, silly stories about, aliens, wee-folk, etc and bang 😀, off it goes onto Facebook .. Hee Hee 😀.

Sadly my dog Leia, moved on in Feb 2019 to her own dog heaven grassy area, after which I rarely ventured onto the wide grassy area and the stories just stopped. These stories in addition to being part of my creative expression are too a reflection of my special time with Leia. I hope you enjoy these series of stories below as much as I enjoyed creating them.

Feel free to comment below and too with perhaps, what you liked best. Thank you 🙏🙌

In Memory Of And Dedicated To

#1 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – Giant Sized Footwear Found !

Is been rumored that giants roam the Queens Park Reserve at night though no one has yet to capture them on camera.

But wait !! … is this now the closest evidence of the existence of giants?

More importantly why did the giants leave their footwear behind? .. Is this their way of trying to communicate with us?

What’s the message ?.. Also where the hell did they manage to get giant sized Adidas footwear ? Is Adidas secretly supporting the giants?

Is there a hidden conspiracy for world domination??

Stay tuned as this keen reporter keeps his nose to the ground!

#2 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Lone Roller-Shoe

Perth wakes up this morning to the mystery of this lone roller-shoe … left all alone in this wide grassy area.

Questions are afoot as to where its come from … where the other side is .. where are the little feet that belong to this?

Are those feet human … or cld they be alien ? …Or cld this really be an alien ship in disguise?? ..Is Perth in danger of invasion? Gosh!!

Authorities are urging people to report in sightings.

Have you seen any strange footwear lying around?? … Act now before its too late .. Save Perth !!!

#3 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Vehicle!

Overturned vehicle found at the edges of park, with engine still running. No occupants found inside or anywhere close.

Could this be further evidence of the existence of the wee folk reported to be dwelling secretly at the park ?

What’s happened to the occupants? Have they fled or were they taken by aliens? Ahhh we may never know.

But where would they have obtained such a vehicle? Who makes such miniature vehicles? Hmmm !! Are the toy makers in league with the wee folk ?…. and the aliens too perhaps?👽

The mystery continues … till we stumble onto more bizarre sightings, a good Sunday morning to all🌞.

#4 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Wee Folk !

Ok, no stories, or conspiracies today 😀. Just a pic of the wee folks’ meeting area. They must have been up and about yesterday 😀

#5 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Orange Peelings!

Its the Leprechauns … I tell ya … the Leprechauns! … snorted a local, they’ve been having nightly gatherings feasting on oranges, he adds.

Sooo… a new phenomenon emerges at the Queens Park Reserve…. from strange sightings of Aliens to Giants to now, an invasion of Leprechauns…Gosh!!

But why now ? … Have they followed the influx of Irish migration to our shores? ..Or cld the Leprechauns really be the very Irish that have rolled in ? … Leprechauns disguised as common Irish folk?

What does this mean for us? Some residents have already teamed up now to look for that elusive pot of gold whenever rainbows appear…. Hmmm !! Leprechauns and their gold… how well is it hidden ?

Now !! .. why oranges? And why did they leave the peelings behind? …. Do Leprechauns really favor oranges??

The mystery continues!!

#6 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Crater!

The scene, Queens Park Reserve ! Early morning walkers were greeted by this hole in the ground, what some described as a crater.

The conspiracy theories continue. What caused this ? Who is responsible ?

Initial indications were that it likely happened during the wee hours, as some residents interviewed reported hearing a loud thump at night.

Sooo …. is this the mark left behind by a landing alien ship? But why the thump? Could it have been a forced landing or was the Alien pilot simply inexperienced?

Why did they come? Were they looking for human subjects to experiment on or did they simply get lost or perhaps instead encountered technical issues. Well, that may explain the thump in the wee hours.

Ahhh, we may never know and end up still pondering upon our death bed going, what was that crater all about ?

But this seeker of truth shall not rest and will strive to reveal to all what’s truly out there …. till the next time. Nano Nano and Shazbot !🙏

#7 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – Strange Markings !

Residents wake up this morning to yet another mystery of strange symbols and markings discovered at the Queens Park Reserve.

A local walker who wishes not to be named claims these weren’t there the evening before and also claims to have seen strange lights here at night.

So, how did these appear? … Who made them? … Why?

Do these symbols have anything to do with recent strange sightings ? … visitors from another realm perhaps?

Were they trying to communicate with us ? What was it ? … Or were these markings for landing areas of their crafts? … Are we being invaded ?

Why the color Blue ? Why not other colors? ..What is its significance?

Ahhh … we may not know for now ..but the truth shall prevail in time to come.

Stay tuned as we endeavour to unravel these mysteries 😱👽

#8 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – Unidentified Round Object (URO) !

The mystery of strange sightings at the Queens Park Reserve continues … from miniature alien ships to footwear belonging to giants …. and now this?

So what is this URO ? … Could it be some sort of interdimensional travel device ? A portal of sorts?… Experts seem to think this is the only discernable explanation at this point.

Would this explain why no credible sightings of aliens and giants have been recorded so far ?

Could the miniature aliens and giants actually be the same? Could they have the ability to transform in size at will ?

Could this instead be the device that does it ? .. but why has it now been left behind? ..did something go wrong?

…. the mystery continues…..👁👽👾

#9 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Lone Stalk !

We were once a breed of proud tall stalks and blades of grass …. luscious, we covered the entire area …. waving and moving with the wind, catching the glow of the sun, reflecting within the softness of the moonlight. Life was good.

Then one day it came … screaming loudly, roaring, rolling over us ….and it started to decapitate us with its whirling blades. It was horrible…there was carnage everywhere. I saw my friends and family chopped to pieces. We were no more.

But the Lord Of Grass saw fit to have me survive. I remain the lone stalk standing. A single survivor of a once proud race. I am a reminder of the breed that once was.

And … survive and persevere I shall ..waving and moving with the wind, catching the glow of the sun, reflecting within the softness of the moonlight. 

Life will be good. Life will go on.

Till my time comes for me to go to the grassy heavens … I shall stand tall and bear the flag of my race.

#10 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Green Green Grass Of Home !

This seeker of truth has found himself within a place of inner reflection this morning. In the bizarre absence of activities of the Aliens, Giants, the Wee Folk at the Reserve (hmmm ! where have they gone? .. but in the words of Arnie “they’ll be back!) …. well, he has found himself being more present to the surroundings. 

He’s found himself, this morning, drawn to things he’s not paid attention to before, noticing it more now, appreciating it more.

This wide grassy area as he’s discovered now, has given him a sense of being, a sense of comfort, it feels like the green green grass of home.

Ohhh gosh, what’s happening, has he been shifted to a whole new level of consciousness? has he gone further down the arriy-fairy road ? … Ohhhh geez ! Mother of Jesus!!!

Now wait a minute, have the Aliens really gone or is their presence still around ? Could they be beaming some sort of brain juju ray that’s now influenced this seeker of truth away from his mission?

Aha … the penny drops!

And so … this warrior shall not rest and truth will prevail .. but something’s changed, damn !! he’s now got this urge to go smell some flowers 🤔🌹🌻

Till the next time, Nano Nano and Shazbot ! 😎👽

#11 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – The Lone Mushroom !

There it is, alone, singular, standing within fields of grass, by itself.

How many of us find ourselves in a similar situation, where we do not blend in with the norm, we stick out instead. Some are celebrated for this, some in turn are shunned because we don’t fit in, we are seen as different, non compliant.

For the latter, we say to you, for you are unique and for the beauty of who you are is in fact the sum of all the perceived “imperfections” of you. For you are “perfect” within your “imperfections”.

Stand tall we say to you, stand proud! Embrace being the singular mushroom sticking out in a field of grass, embrace your uniqueness 🙏

#12 – Tales Of The Wide Grassy Area – Lessons From The Tree Bark !

Such is life ehh? When our coverings start looking rustic, tattered and begin to peel off. We don’t look nice or feel nice, with pieces of us being scattered around, on the ground, everywhere.

But what comes from the peeling, metaphorically looking at the tree, it reveals an inner lighter skin, an inner beauty. It is smooth, elegant and even it’s now visible bumps and wrinkles from its growth process adds character to itself.

Take the magnificence of the mature gum trees with glowing smooth skin having gone thru its long process of “shedding”. It stands now radiant, its beauty for all to see.

Are you in the process of shedding your bark ? Are you sitting within the uncomfortableness and anguish of being stripped within your life.

Know my children, that your inner beauty, your inner skin is being potentially being prepped to reveal itself. Sit within the experience, seek the lessons, the positive outcomes and harmonize with the process, for your light will shine and you will stand tall and radiate 🙏

Thank you for reading … Nano Nano, Shazbot and blessings to you! 😛😎👽

Basic Dog Training – By Tony Ratnam

Many years ago, following a request from a friend, I wrote up an instructional guide on Basic Dog Training for him. Filed and forgotten, I came across this recently while cleaning up my hard disk and decided I’ll share this out for anyone interested.

I hope you find it useful. If anyone’s interested, I am also available to provide basic personalized obedience training for dogs here in the Perth region. Contact me at info@inneralignment.com.au.

First, My Story

Like a lot of kids, I grew up around dogs and was very passionate about them.

I found myself  continuously educating myself about dog well being, behavior and training, further growing my passion.

This passion reached its height in my late 20s / early 30s. Work opportunities saw me living in Papua New Guinea for a number of years. We lived in a 5 acre plot of land which housed the office, factory, stores and living premises.

I started off initially having my own dogs there, but due to security reasons we decided to have more dogs, paid for and maintained by the company,  but under my care and guidance, housed in custom built kennels and enclosures. It was like the “Ritz Carlton” for dogs, LOL !!

We had up to 15 dogs at one point in time, breeds of which ranged from Rhodesian Ridgebacks, Dobermans, Great Danes, and mixed breeds (cross of German Shepard, Rottweilers) . Each dog was assigned guard duties nightly at various points  within the premises and within segmented areas therein, with some accompanying the night guards on duty. This proved to be an effective deterrent against would be burglars and intruders. Mind you, some of these dogs were trained (by your’s truly) to attack on command.

It was 1994, I left Papua New Guinea. Sadly I could not take these dogs with me and I had to leave them behind, but confidently in the capable hands of my assistants.

It was a very emotional event for me, leaving for the airport, I could not bring myself to say goodbye to my dogs, I just could not ! Strangely (well maybe not really strange), the dogs sensed the departure and as I left my house, initially there was an eerie silence (or energy) in the air.

As I walked towards the waiting car, which would take me to the airport, all the dogs started howling and crying out at once. It was like nothing I’ve heard them do before, considering I knew all of their personalities individually, having raised most of them from puppies.

That howling and crying by the dogs felt even more eerie, they’ve sensed my leaving, they knew something was amiss, they’ve picked up on my energy. Still, I could not bring myself to go to them to say goodbye or to ease their cries. I kept walking with tears now welling in my eyes, tightness in my chest. I felt so so guilty for abandoning them. My mind went, gosh, what would they think of me, they’d be looking for me eventually … gosh, how much I would miss them.

Today now in 2017, I suddenly realize that these emotions are still with me because, as I write this, I have tears streaming down my face and that tightness in my chest is present again.

Well, a that’s chapter of my life I will always cherish and remember. Maybe I should write a few blogs about my time in that country, but for now, back to the purpose of this blog, dog training.

The Training Instructions  

This is what I had written out for my friend, based on my experience and knowledge, which I’m putting out for those who may need it.

The models in the images below are my son and our Dalmatian.

There are 4 basic commands described below, SIT, STAY, DROP & COME. Try these out first and if you can master this, you’ll have a generally well behaved dog.

Dog‘s have varying temperaments and can develop various behavioural problems, the solution for each however will have to be specific to the dog’s issue & root causes.

Sadly most dogs’ behavioural problems are caused by humans. We tend to treat dogs as humans instead of treating dogs as dogs, often due to pity and/or to fulfill our own insecurities or emotional needs …….. and this is where a lot of issues arise from.

The Law of the Pack is an integral part of the dog’s life. They need a strong pack leader and to be told what to do or they will take over. Watch the likes of National Geographic and observe how wild animals discipline their young ones, e.g. wolves, the big cats, etc. that’s the role we should take.

The four commands are part of you establishing your authority and dominance over these animals. Essentially, you are telling the dog that and own the space around every part of the house, that  you are in control, that you are in charge and that you will provide direction when required.

Take every opportunity to enforce these commands with the dog. Consistency is the key here. E.g. ;

  • Always get it to SIT & STAY before you give the dog its daily food. Eventually you can even get it to eat only at your command
  • Before entering or leaving an area
    • Dog to sit first at the back or front door before entering the house, (SIT / STAY) and enter only at your command (COME)
    • The same applies when leaving the house with you. SIT / STAY before leaving, you go outside first, apply COME, and when the dog comes, then apply SIT
    • This conditions the dog’s mind to the fact that there are boundaries and that YOU own the boundaries / you’re in command. This can also prove useful to prevent the dog rushing in & out uncontrolled
  • When visitors come, get the dog to SIT / STAY (even DROP), you greet and get the visitors to enter. You’d have to check the dog in place if it does otherwise
    • Dogs can get over protective of us against visitors and our behaviour / actions (or non-action) can inadvertently reinforce negative behaviours in dogs.
    • On the converse, some dogs get overly excited and jump all over the visitors
    • Applying the SIT/ STAY / DROP commands in a way tells the dog, that you’re OK and in control and checking it tells it that is behaviour is unwarranted.
    • For the overly excited dogs, the idea is to get them calm and non-fixated before getting the visitors in (a slightly more advanced technique)
  • When you take it out e.g. to the park or public places, you’ll find the need for these commands even more for practical reasons.

The training starts with the verbal commands, while using fixed hand signals (visual), with food used as an incentive and reward. The dog forms an association with the commands, its actions and rewards and learns from this. Through repetition and consistency, a strong association is formed with the visual signals and what’s required. This will be your goal .. to be able to eventually command your dog with just visual (non verbal) commands  and / or just verbal, without visual commands.

Basics

  • You’d need to have a relaxed, calm, affirmative composure about you as dogs can sense your energy and react adversely to it, if otherwise
  • Remove any nervous / excited / highly strung persons / kids away from the vicinity
  • Train dogs preferably one at a time & away from distractions
  • Dogs get easily fixated on distractions & other things, you’d have to break them from this fixation and get them calm & focused on you before you begin
  • You’d need to command in a calm, low, firm voice, one word , e.g. SIT , repeated after pause, praise the dogs when do it / reward with titbits
  • High pitch commands tend not to work as well, as dogs may in turn get excited
  • Yelling / scolding, punishing the dogs during the process can be considered to be counterproductive
  • For titbits/ food rewards when training, liver treats work well, dog biscuits … but even bits of bread will do

SIT

  • Titbits held between yr thumb and middle finger
  • Hand extended out in front of you
  • Palm up towards you, back of hand facing dog
  • The dog will smell but can’t see the food
  • Get the dog’s attention, if necessary place your hand (with food) closer to the dog’s nose and once you’ve the dog’s attention, bring it back up as shown
  • As you move close towards the dog, say SIT
  • Its head will usually rise up towards your hand / food and usually this will cause them to sit
  • If it does not, gently push its bum down with other hand while saying SIT
  • Reward must immediately follow positive action by dog

Hence as soon as the dog sits .. give it the food & praise.

This hand position below is very important … as it will form the basis for you to command the dog at a later stage purely by hand signals only.

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Hand signal used for the SIT command .. with food

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This is what the dog will get used to seeing for the SIT command

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This is the same SIT command without the use of food, which is where you’d want to be eventually with the dog, commanding it with visual commands only (no food)

Dog in the SIT position, notice the head position of the dog, as it senses the food (in this image, the command was executed without the use of verbal commands) .. move in closer to the dog if it helps
Dog in the SIT position, notice the head position of the dog, as it senses the food (in this image, the command was executed without the use of verbal commands) .. move in closer to the dog if it helps

STAY

When the dog is in the SIT position, place hand, palm down, towards the dog (see pic below) and say STAY

  • In the initial stages, reward with food immediately
  • Later on, walk a few steps back, maintaining the hand signal and reinforcing the word STAY
  • Walk back to the dog & reward with it with food & praise
  • As you progress, you may take more steps back / and or wait longer before doing the above

You may use titbits, held between your thumb & middle finger, while doing the STAY command (like in the SIT command, only different position), just to get the dog’s attention

Do not expect immediate results with this, it may take time. Patience, consistency & repetition is the key. If the dog moves, just go back to the SIT command  and restart  with STAY. Do not reward with dog with food yet, and most of all, keep calm,  no yelling or scolding the dog.

It’s important that the dog associates this hand signal with the required action. This will become useful to get the dog to stay when from a distance .. without the use of verbal commands.

Stay Command
Stay Command

Stay Command
Stay Command

DROP

The command for this is your hand flat / horizontal with palm to the ground. In the pic below however, my son’s hand  is somewhat bent as he’s holding food between his fingers (same as the SIT hand position, but reversed)

  • Hold hand in front / near dog’s nose (it will smell the food)
  • Say DROP and lower your hand to the ground, repeat the word DROP
  • Usually the dog will follow as in the pics below
  • You may need to adjust the angle of your hand drop. Too near the dog, and it may stand up (backaway). If the hand position is too far away in front, this may make the dog move towards you instead
  • As soon as it “drops”, give it food & praise
  • Get it back up to the SIT position (treat & reward) and repeat

Here again, it will take time for the dog to get used to it … it may be confused at first, but with repetition of the above, you’ll get there.  Once it’s used to “drop” & stay “dropped”, you may apply the STAY command and COME command (see details on COME  below)

Sequence of the DROP command
Sequence of the DROP command

You may keep hand in this position for it to continue to stay “dropped”
You may keep hand in this position for it to continue to stay “dropped”

COME

  • For this to be effective, its best if you’ve already mastered the SIT & STAY command first
  • Start with the SIT position
  • Walk back and reinforce the STAY command
  • Lower your arm down to your side, hand straight, palm facing the dog (bend your body forward a little, if it helps)
  • Initially, you’ll have titbits held between your thumb & middle finger (just like the SIT command, only different position) .. see pics below
  • Upon doing this (& the dog will see the food), immediately say COME, repeat COME if necessary
  • Eventually the dog will associate this hand position with the command COME and the required action
  • Reward and praise the dog when it comes
  • You may also apply the SIT command when the dog comes, and ONLY THEN reward it

Notice the COME hand signal as circled
Notice the COME hand signal as circled

Notice the COME hand signal as circled
Notice the COME hand signal as circled

COME Hand signal with food
COME Hand signal with food

COME Hand signal with without food
COME Hand signal with without food

I hope you’ll find this instructional guide of use for a joyful and healthy relationship with your pet. Know that each dog is different and what works for one may not necessarily work for the other in the same manner. Experiment and adapt.

Feel free to share this around. I’d love to hear your feedback and any questions you may have in the comment section below or drop me an email at info@inneralignment.com.au if I can be of help.